A funny thread started over at the WoodNet.net forum that I thought you’d get a kick out of… add your own to the comments if you want :)
When Norm stops by to borrow something. – Mark A Smith
When your HOA (home owners association) accuses you of running a commercial business and the only proof is that your garage is full of woodworking tools. – KWaugh
You look at the Grizzly catalog and determine there is nothing that you don’t already have at least one of… – Curlycherry
when going to the tool store isn’t as much fun because you either have it or have better… – guyk
1 – your homeowners insurance is less than the insurance on your tools
2 – you hold off on that addition to the house because you need one for your shop first.
3 – your wife doesn’t even blink an eye when the truck arrive with something new, and knows the driver on a first name basis along with the names and ages of his kids.
4 – you can’t tell if this tool came before or after your last child
5 – a total stranger stops by to ask if this is the rental store
6 – the mfg parts department calls to ask if you have an extra widget available.
7 – you can’t think of a single thing to put on your Christmas list.
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Heh. I’m sure you can relate ;) Check out the whole thread over at WoodNet: you know you have to many tools when…
Your wife asks why you scrape ice and snow in the winter instead of parking the car in the garage. The answer is so you can have all the tools. Even though the garage is two stories and still does not have enough room. There can never be to many tools :)
KS Woodwork